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Grades and Punishments According to Asian Parents #shorts


A(70-100): Average, you must get 101/100 then I happy


B(60-69): Bad, you must get Beating


C(50-59): Call teacher Call tuition centre Call private tuition teacher Call MOE ask why you teach my son so badly then I pay $5000 per month in tuition fees for what


————FAIL LINE———


D(40-49): you Disappointment, you fail then Deserve beating caning more tution ban computer ban phone ban TV ban friends


E(30-39): Extra scolding screaming beating caning slapping shoe throwing tution assessment book computer banning TV banning phone banning door locking meal reduction nagging screaming again scolding again


F(0-20): FAILURE FAILURE WHY YOU FAIL YOUR SA2 HUH YOU BRING SHAME TO FAMILY FAMILY NAME RUINED BECAUSE OF YOU YOU FAIL PARENTS FAIL SCHOOL FAIL SOCIETY FAIL YOUR LIFE GET OUT OF MY HOUSE I DISOWN YOU NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN YOU HAVE NO FUTURE……(+1000000000 words)



PUNISHMENTS FOR GRADES BELOW A:

-Scolding

-Screaming

-Beating

-Caning (with feather duster)

-Shoe-throwing

-Slapping

-10x extra tution

-Buy 100x more assessment books at GSS

-Ban internet, computer, phone, tablet, friends, coming home before 3pm, non-assessment books

-Nagging

-More scolding

-More screaming

-CCTV in room

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